Friday's Funny: My week in cell phone pics...

Found in Toot's pockets while doing laundry last Thursday.  

(BTW, that is my senior class ring right here.  My kid is nuts!)

Had to have a 5 min conversation to convince her that her drink umbrella could NOT actually keep her dry.

My new nail polish scheme.  Combined colors suggested to me by Andrea and Andrea.  Thanks, gals!

Toots dressed herself in every shade of pink possible on Wednesday.

Leave my phone unattended for 3 minutes and this is what I find the next day.  Lawd have mercy!

Taken and sent to a friend for motivation.  He'll be sporting one of these on his truck in the near future. 

 

Last night's pre-laundry, pocket-emptying treasures.

This has been a crazy week and I'm so glad that it's over and in 2 hrs and 10 mins, I'll be on the road and heading to see My D and spend the weekend with him and my fabulous family!  

I'm just literally living for the weekends these days!

I plan to have a wonderful one and hope you do too.  :o)

--Lissa

P.S.  We have fun plans tomorrow night, so stay tuned for a "Weekend Where" post.  Yay!

Friday's Funny: Father's Day Edition

I want to start off with a Toots "funny" real quick, then will share what has been making me LOL all week.  :o)

After leaving a nice lunch with my whole family, celebrating my dad's 50th birthday, she tells me:

"Hey, Momma..did you realize that we just had a three-ring meal?!?"  

Seeing the puzzled look on my face, she says "You know we had salad, then lunch and a dessert..that's 3."

Then, I realized that she had gotten "three-ring circus" and "three-course meal" mixed up!  LOL!!

I really do try to not bust out laughing when she says unintentionally funny things, but I so couldn't hold it in this time!!!  It was the two things that she mixed up that was so funny to me.  Because, if you know my family and know what we are like when we ALL are together...it really was an ironic mix-up!  

Complete craziness ensues every time we are all together, so she actually hit it head on rather than making a mistake.  Love my family...and my funny kid!.  ;o)

Now on to the other funny stuff.

For those of you who are not already familiar with him, this is Tim Hawkins, a Christian Comedian.  

He is absolutely hysterical with his good clean comedy!!

I let the man in my life pick this first video.  The fact that he picked this one, indicates to me that he is definitely a keeper!  Good choice, D!  ;o)  

For those men that read my blog...listen and learn...and take a few notes.  lol

This one was my pick.  :o)

Love me some hand sanitizer!!  Seriously!  ;o)

Special shout-out to the most important Dads in my life:

My Daddy

My Peepaw

My D

I hope everyone has a fabulous weekend!  Happy Father's Day to all the Dads out there!

Happy Friday, y'all!

--Lissa

Friday's Funny: Scarred for life!

As I was driving to work this morning, I ended up behind (on a 2-lane road, of course) one of those log trucks that carries cut down trees to where ever they carry cut down trees.  Anyways, I was instantly on my way to a panic attack.  Once, I was able to pass it, I thought to myself "What in the world would make me be so scared?!" 
Then it hit me...FINAL DESTINATION 2!!!  Hello!!!  
Ever since I saw that movie and the logs were flying all over the interstate...I've been forever scarred!   

Which lead to me think about what else has been "ruined" for me by a movie.

Thanks to "The Bone Collector", I now know that all mice are not cute like Fievel.   

They will eat you!!

Thanks to "Stephen King's It", clowns scare the bejeezus out of me!   

They will eat you too!

Thanks to "Anaconda" snakes are the scariest things on the planet!!   

They will eat you for sure!!!

I'm thinking I might stick to Disney movies from now on...or else I'll never leave my house for fear of everything I've ever seen in a movie!  lol

Today I leave you with a joke that I heard a couple weeks ago, which is now become a "catch phrase" in my family.  Good times!  Good times!  The story goes like this:

A notorious pirate captain is standing on the deck of his frigate when a Spanish warship comes into view.

The captain yells to his first mate, “Bring me my RED coat!”

The man brings the coat, and the two ships engage in a fierce battle where the captain leads his men to a glorious victory.

Later, one of the crew says to the captain, “Sir, why did you ask for your RED coat?”

The captain explained, “By wearing my red coat, if I'm shot in battle, the color will hide that I’ve been wounded, and our men will fight on courageously.”

The next day, a shout comes down from the crow’s nest. “Sir! On the horizon, I see what appears to the entire Spanish Armada bearing down on us!”

The captain turns to his first mate and says, “Uhhh...Bring me my BROWN PANTS!”


Happy Friday, y'all!!!  Hope y'all have a great weekend!
--Lissa

Friday's Funny: Q & A...and some Hot Pockets!!

Yesterday, I was tagged by Tiff over at Breakfast with Tiffany (go check her out..she's one of my oldest friends, a devoted wife and mother and just a wonderful person overall) to answer a few questions and then tag 3 other bloggers to do the same.   

So, here goes nothing...

If you did another blog, what would it be about?  
Oh my goodness...I think possibly something craft-related, but I'm still new and working on learning HOW to be crafty so I'll just stick to random blogging for now. 
 
 If you could change your name, what would it be?  
I would prefer to change my last name if I must change it.  (No prospects lined up to do that yet, though.  lol  j/k)    I have always liked the name Melissa, there aren't too many of us around.  I like being kind of unique without being TOO unique, ya know.  (Like being named Apple or CoCo, or something)  lol

If you could be born again, would you like to be a man or a woman?  
 I like being a lady just fine and dandy thank you very much! 


If you could realize one wish, what would it be? 
To marry and have more children...if that is God's Will, of course!  I so long to be a Mother again.  :o)


If you had a power, which one would you like to have?  
To read people's thoughts, perhaps, but then I may not want to know what people are thinking.  I mean, you saw where it got Mel Gibson...he did get the girl in the end, though.  ;o)


If you had to buy a lot of perfumes from one specific brand, which one would it be?  
 I have tried atleast 3 of Britney Spear's and have loved them all.  She may be coo-koo for cocoa puffs, but she can make some pretty dang good smelling perfumes!  :o)


If you had won a holiday, which place would you like to go to?  
Ooo...some place along the coast of Italy or Australia.   I would love to be able to walk around all day and say "G'day, mate!".  How cool would that be?!  lol

Alright, Heather at H & K Style Journey....Viktoriya at On A Diet 'Till Lunch... and Shana at ColorBlind.

Tag, you're it!!  :o)

And since it is Friday's Funny, I give you one of my favorite comedic sets EVER!!!

Jim Gaffigan is hysterical!!!    Hoooooottttt Pockets!!!  

Hope you guys have a fabulous weekend!!!

--Lissa

Friday's Funny: Be careful what you wish for....

My child is a PLETHORA of funnies!  Most of them are unintentional.  Things just fly out of her mouth and they're so sincere and soooo comical (atleast to me)! 
Of course, sometimes she'll "loud cap" me in public and that is NOT funny!  ;o)

So here are a few of her most recent ones:

While sitting at the table enjoying our lunch on Sunday.  The subject of "Heaven" came up.  She asked me if Heaven was white and covered with clouds.  I told her that I wasn't sure, then asked her what SHE thought Heaven was like and she says (most sincerely, of course)...

"I think Heaven will look like our house that we live in now..because I really like this house.  But in Heaven we'll have no school and no work...we'll just be relaxing in our wings!!".

(How can you not chuckle at that?!)  :o)

I clean a small business office as a side job.  I'm beginning to make Toots "help" me some to try to teach her some work ethic.  While putting new bags into the trash cans, she tells me in her most whiney-iest, pitiful-est voice possible...

"Why do I get the boring job of putting in the trash bags and you always get the COOL, FUN jobs...like cleaning the toilets!!". 

Well, let me just tell you that I almost peed myself laughing!!  I try not to laugh outloud when she says "unintentionally" funny things, so as to not hurt her feelings, but this time I just could not help it!!

Well, your wish is my command, sweetheart!!

"Yay!  I FINALLY get to clean a toilet!"

"Mommy..this blue cleaner stuff is stinky!!"

"This is what I think about cleaning toilets now!"

The moral of the story....be careful what you wish for!!  ;o)

Happy Friday, y'all!!!
--Lissa

Friday's Funny

So, welcome to the first edition of "Friday's Funny".  :o)

I mentioned in my post this morning that Jon Reep is my favorite comedian.  I'm sure most people know who he is.  He won that show "Last Comic Standing" a few years ago.  He also starred in some Dodge commercials.  He was the "Hey, does that thing have a hemi?" guy.  He is hysterical!   He has one story that he tells of his dad trying to fix the pool that is the best ever!  I couldn't find it on YouTube to share with y'all though.  :o(

Here is one of my other favorite stories of his:

I swear every time I watch his videos or see his specials on Comedy Central, my sides hurt for days from laughing so hard.  I hope that you guys enjoy him as much as I do.  :o)

Who is your favorite comedian?

So, Happy Friday to y'all!!
--Lissa