Friday, June 10, 2011

Friday's Funny: Scarred for life!

As I was driving to work this morning, I ended up behind (on a 2-lane road, of course) one of those log trucks that carries cut down trees to where ever they carry cut down trees.  Anyways, I was instantly on my way to a panic attack.  Once, I was able to pass it, I thought to myself "What in the world would make me be so scared?!" 
Then it hit me...FINAL DESTINATION 2!!!  Hello!!!  
Ever since I saw that movie and the logs were flying all over the interstate...I've been forever scarred!   
Which lead to me think about what else has been "ruined" for me by a movie.

Thanks to "The Bone Collector", I now know that all mice are not cute like Fievel 
They will eat you!!

Thanks to "Stephen King's It", clowns scare the bejeezus out of me!   
They will eat you too!

Thanks to "Anaconda" snakes are the scariest things on the planet!!   
They will eat you for sure!!!

I'm thinking I might stick to Disney movies from now on...or else I'll never leave my house for fear of everything I've ever seen in a movie!  lol



Today I leave you with a joke that I heard a couple weeks ago, which is now become a "catch phrase" in my family.  Good times!  Good times!  The story goes like this:

A notorious pirate captain is standing on the deck of his frigate when a Spanish warship comes into view.

The captain yells to his first mate, “Bring me my RED coat!”

The man brings the coat, and the two ships engage in a fierce battle where the captain leads his men to a glorious victory.

Later, one of the crew says to the captain, “Sir, why did you ask for your RED coat?”

The captain explained, “By wearing my red coat, if I'm shot in battle, the color will hide that I’ve been wounded, and our men will fight on courageously.”

The next day, a shout comes down from the crow’s nest. “Sir! On the horizon, I see what appears to the entire Spanish Armada bearing down on us!”

The captain turns to his first mate and says, “Uhhh...Bring me my BROWN PANTS!


Happy Friday, y'all!!!  Hope y'all have a great weekend!
--Lissa

3 comments:

  1. OMG!! I am right with you on FD2! Seriously! I absolutely hate those log trucks! I think they shouldn't even be allowed to drive on our roads. They should have their own roads where they scare the crap out of each other and not the rest of us normal drivers!

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  2. Your stories also make me smile. I just don't like driving by big trucks in general, no matter what they are hauling.

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